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My wife and I went to the movies the other day, we saw Rocky. While I'm watching it, I'm thinking 'This guy has taken some falls' you know.
Which Rocky was it? 1 or 2, or 3?
I don't know. Three I guess. But...
Hey, did the guy have a mo-hawk like Mr. T?
OK forget Rocky. The point is... when you're down, not not exactly out... I mean, I mean you gotta hang tough... I don't know.
Well Hang tough baby! Do what Rocky would do! (walks out)
He didn't see Rocky
Schooner Tuna - the tuna with a heart.
Kenny, don't paint your sister!
Can I give you a hand?
You can give me two I don't know what the hell I'm doing
(as Jack is driving away from the super market) He's married!
So were we once!
(after arguing about sudden weight gain) Where are you going?
(while eating a slice of pizza) I'm going to sleep on the FAT couch, if I can fit through the door
My brain is like oatmeal. I yelled at Kenny today for coloring outside the lines! Megan and I are starting to watch the same TV shows, and I'm liking them! I'm losing it.
Honey, I know what you're talking about. I've been there myself, alright?
Well, if you're so unhappy, why don't you say something about it?
Because I wasn't unhappy! Look, maybe I was a little confused, maybe I was a little frustrated, but I knew what I was doing was important, because it means something to raise human beings. What saw me through was pride. (Jack takes the bedspread, pillow and a pizza slice before heading out)
I've pride in this house, I've pride with my kids, and I've pride being Mrs. Jack Butler! Where are you going?
(Eating pizza before going) I'm goin' downstairs to sleep on the fat couch if I can get through the door. (Jack leaves the room)
Well, you should take pride with some of that FAT, Porky! (Caroline slams the door)
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