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(uncomfortable silence at kitchen table) Someone, tell a joke...
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been two months since my last confession.
What sins have you to confess?
Twice I took the name of the Lord in vain, once I slept with the brother of my fiancee, and once I bounced a check at the liquor store, but that was really an accident.
Then it's not a sin. But... what was that second thing you said, Loretta?
You have such a head for knowing!
Have I been a good wife?
I want you to stop seeing her. (Cosmo rises, slams the table once, and sits down again)
(pauses) And go to confession.
I looked the wrong way and I lost my hand. He could make you look the wrong way and you could lose your whole head!
Now, Patricia, please don't leave!
So what do you think I am, some sort of talking dog?
I was just making a point about the way you said... the way you stated your aspirations.
Yeah? Well you can kiss my aspirations, Professor!
Kiss my aspirations? Oh, very clever! Yeah, the heighth of cleverness! Waiter!
Would anyone like some oatmeal?
Yes, Mrs. Castorini, I would LOVE some oatmeal.
No, we don't want any oatmeal!
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