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Monsters Vs Aliens quotes

B.O.B.: What happened to the " there isn't a jar in this world I can't open" stuff? Wait, did you really find a jar you couldn't open? What was in it? Were there pickles in it? Where's the giant jar of pickles?

Computer: Begin reanimation sequence.
Gallaxhar: Who dares to wake me?
Computer: Quantonium has been detected in the proximity of the Omega quadrant.
Gallaxhar: The Omega quandrant? Lame.
Computer: The trajectory of the quantonium meteor leads to a small planet in sector 72-4, a planet locally known as Earth.
Gallaxhar: What a miserable-looking mudball. Send a robot probe. Extract the quantonium with extreme prejudice. I want it all. Every last drop.
Computer: Yes, Gallaxhar.
Gallaxhar: Nothing can stand in my way now.

Susan Murphy: But I'm not a monster! I'm just a regular person. I'm not a danger to anyone or anything! (She accidentally hits a helicopter with her hand, causing it to crash)
Helicopter Pilot: Don't let her get me!
Susan Murphy: Sorry.

Susan Murphy: (Susan sees a "Hang in There" poster with a kitty on it) But I don't want a poster. I want a real kitty hanging from a real tree. (on the verge of tears)
Susan Murphy: I want to go home.
General W.R. Monger: Oh come on little darlin' don't cry, it makes my knees hurt.

Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: (as the ship is about to explode) It's been a pleasure knowing you, Link.
The Missing Link: The feeling's mutual, Doc.
B.O.B.: I will see you guys tomorrow, for lunch.
The Missing Link: That's right, B.O.B.
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: And they'll be ice-cream and cake, and balloons.
B.O.B.: Cake and balloons for lunch? It's gonna be the best day ever! I love you guys!

Gallaxhar: To the extraction chamber!
Susan Murphy: Look, what is it you want from me?
Gallaxhar: You have stolen what is rightfully mine.
Susan Murphy: I didn't steal anything from you.
Gallaxhar: Your enormous, grotesque body contains quantonium, the most powerful substance in the universe. Did you really think you could keep it from me?
Susan Murphy: This is what this is all about? You destroyed San Francisco, you terrorized millions of people? You killed my friend just to get to me?
Gallaxhar: Ya-ka-ka-ka-ka! Silence! Your voice is grating in my earnubs. Too bad you won't be around to see what the power of quantonium can do in the tentacles of someone who knows how to use it.
Susan Murphy: I know how to use it, just fine! (Punches at force field)
Gallaxhar: Don't bother. That forcefield is impenetra... (Suddenly, Susan breaks through the force field and nearly knocks Gallaxhar off his hovercraft)
Gallaxhar: Oh! What the flagnar!

Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: Poor Link. After all that tough talk, you were outmonstered by a girl. No wonder you're depressed.
The Missing Link: Hey, I'm not depressed. I'm just tired.
B.O.B.: Why are you tired? You didn't do anything.
The Missing Link: I haven't been sleeping well lately, all right? I have sleep apnes... apne... apnea. Whatever, it's not fun.

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