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Viola Fields: (Leaning on car) That little bi***. Come on Ruby. Lets go to the beach and drink wine.
Ruby: (Grunts while putting in luggage)
Viola Fields: Whats wrong Ruby?
Ruby: You know exactly what! (Picks up luggage)
Ruby: Move
Viola Fields: Ruby, whats wrong?
Ruby: I am sick! I am sick, sick, sick of your sh**! And when im not sick, i'm tired! I am sick and tired!
Viola Fields: What are you trying to say?
Ruby: (closes trunk) da** you and your luggage! (rushes to car)
Viola Fields: (rushes to car) Ruby? Ruby? Ruby, your not going to leave me like everyone else, are you?
Ruby: Of course not! You old sl**!

Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: (after Fiona tells Charlie that Kevin is gay) I used to have such good gaydar.

Ruby: (fighting Viola for the nut-tainted gravy) I think you dislocated my va****.

Viola Fields: That sl** is practically throwing herself on him!
Ruby: I don't blame her, that boy's one fine piece of as*!

Viola Fields: (Ruby and Viola arguing at the car) What's wrong with you?
Ruby: I am sick. I am sick, sick, sick of your sh**. And when I'm not sick, I'm tired. I am sick and tired!

Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: And about the holidays...
Viola Fields: Are you gonna keep me away?
Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: You must be present for every Christmas, Thanksgiving, birthday, school play, clarinet recital, and soccer game in our kids' lives. I want you to love them, and spoil them and teach them things that Kevin and I can't. Like how to throw a right hook for example. I want you there, Viola. I do, up front and center. From this point i will not negotiate.
Ruby: da**, that girl can give a nice little speech!

Viola Fields: Marriage is a sacred union which must only be entered with the utmost care.
Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: Weren't you married four times?

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