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Men in Black II quotes

Agent J: Jeff, I am SO not in a mood for you! Get back in the subway! Right now! (Serleena explodes out of Jeff's body)
Agent K: That's not good...

Frank the Pug: D'ya tell the girl you love her?
Agent J: Hey, man, she's a witness to a crime, that's it.
Frank the Pug: Yada, yada, you're attracted. She's not even my species, and I'm attracted.

MIB Guard: It's about time you guys got here. That pretty lady in there is causing all kinds of hell.

Kevin Brown/K: Does that come standard?
Agent J: Actually it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.

Kevin Brown/K: Why don't you go get me some coffee?
Agent J: Oh, yeah sure, How do ya take it? Black? Couple cubes of kiss-my-as*?

Agent J: Just about everybody who works in this post office is an alien. (Opens up the aail sorter, revealing that there is an alien with a cigarette sorting the mail inside)
Kevin Brown/K: (takes the cigarette out of the alien's mouth) No smoking! (the alien puts another cigarette in his mouth and continues to sort the mail)

Laura: An hour ago, a man I've known my whole life vanished in front of my eyes because of a woman with things coming out of her fingers and a two-headed guy with the IQ of a cannoli. So yeah, everything's okay.

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