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(to Doris the Bowler Hat) I am NEVER going to invent you.
Yeah, about that. One of the time machines is broken and the other one was stolen by a guy in a bowler hat, which kind of explains the dino.
I'm calling your father.
(Lewis is on the roof disappointed that his memory scanner failed, he rips out the page with the picture of the memory scanner out of his notebook, crumples it into a ball and throws it away. He sits down on a crate. Then by his suprise the ball of paper hits him in the head, he throws it again trying to figure out what's happening, and Wilbur jumps out from behind the building and throws the crumpled ball of paper back to him which lands on the crate, then jumps back to the wall next to the door) Hey, what're you doing up here?
Coo, coo, coo. (Lewis picks up the crumpled ball of paper and heads over to where Wilbur is hiding)
Coo, coo coo-coo coo. (Deliberatly drops the ball of crumpled paper close to where Wilbur is and Wilbur jumps back out, picks up the ball of paper, and puts it in Lewis's hand)
Coo, coo. (jumps back into hiding spot)
(throws down ball of paper) Will you quit that please? I know you're not a pigeon!
(jumps out and covers Lewis's mouth and starts looking around to see if anyone is around) Shh, you're blowing my cover!
(Wilbur is still looking around to see if anyone is watching them) But we're the only ones up here!
That's just what they want you to think. (picks up the ball of paper and flattens it out and gives it to Lewis and Wilbur starts pushing Lewis to the door)
Now, enough moping, take this back the science fair and fix that memory scanner!
(pushes Wilbur away) Stop, stop, get away from me!
Maybe you forgotten I'm a time cop from the future. (quickly shows his "badge" to Lewis which is really a coupon for a tanning salon)
Should be taken very seriously.
(Lewis grabs Wilbur's "badge") That's no badge, it's a coupon for a tanning salon! (waving the coupon in Wilbur's face)
You're a fake.
(Lewis heads back to the crate to get his notebook and his bag) Okay, you got me, I'm not a cop. But I really am from the future! And there really is this bowler hat guy!
(grabs his bag) Agh, here we go again.
He stole a time machine, came to the science fair and ruined your project!
My project didn't work because I'm no good. (Wilbur pockets the paper with the picture of the time machine in his pocket)
There is no bowler hat guy, there is no time machine and you're not really from the future. You're crazy!
(starts to head for the door to leave but Wilbur blocks him) Ho, ho, I am not crazy.
Oh, yeah captain time travel? Prove it!
Uh... um... (rubs his head)
Yeah, that's what I thought. (heads to the door)
(mumbling) I'm just going to lock myself in my room and hide under the covers for a couple of years.
(Lewis starts to open the door but is immediatly slammed shut by Wilbur) (kind of quickly)
If I prove to you that I'm from the future will you go back to the science fair?
Yeah, sure whatever you say. (Wilbur smiles jumps behind him, grabs him and starts pushing him to one of the edges of the orphanage)
Let go of me! What are you doing, let go of me!
Okay. (Lifts Lewis up and throws over the side of the building where he lands in the time machine)
What about you taking him back to see his mum?
I just told him that to buy some time.
Oh yeah, can't see that one blowing up in your face!
(at the science fair after Lewis puts his memory scanner on the table) (Wilbur pops out from underneath the sheet covering the memory scanner)
This area is not secure, get in. (pulls Lewis under the sheet)
Have you been approached a tall man in a bowler hat?
Hey, hey, I'll ask the questions here.
Okay... goodbye. (starts to leave but Wilbur drags him back in)
Okay, I didn't want to pull rank on you but you forced my hand. Special agent Wilbur Robinson of the T.C.T.F.
Time continuum task force. I'm here to protect you. (Lewis tries to say something but Wilbur covers his mouth)
Now, tall man? Bowler hat? Approached you?
(Wilbur sighs and shakes his head) I could lose my badge for this, he's a suspect in a robbery.
What did he steal?
A time machine.
I tracked him to this time and my informants say he's after you.
Me? Why me?
The boys back at HQ haven't figured out a motive yet. (uses air quotes)
And by "HQ" I mean headquarters.
I know what HQ means!
Good, you're a smart kid, that'll keep you alive... for now. (pats Lewis's memory scanner)
You just take care of your science gizmo and leave the perp to me. (leaves but instantly)
(pops back under the sheet) And by perp, I mean perp...
I know what it means!
Okay, Mr. Smartypants. (leaves the sheet)
(sarcastically) Nothing says 'adopt me' like a weird invention.
THAT'S for not locking the garage door!
Oh, you know about that?
I know about everything.
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