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Magic Mike quotes

Dallas: Fact is, the law says you cannot touch! (smiles)
Dallas: But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonight...

Dallas: Will you welcome to the stage, the one, the only... Magic Mike!

Mike Martingano: So you gonna come to the show tonight?
Paige: No.
Mike Martingano: You're gonna come to the show tonight.
Paige: No!
Mike Martingano: You just said over there that you like the show!
Paige: That doesn't mean I'm gonna go again!

Mike Martingano: How pregnant did you get that girl's mouth last night?

Mike Martingano: (dressed as a police officer) Good evening. You live here?
Kim: Yeah.
Mike Martingano: Yeah? What's your name?
Kim: Kim.
Mike Martingano: Kim, can you move back for me, please? (enters house full of women)
Mike Martingano: We keep getting complaints about noise and underage drinking. Everybody sit down, we're gonna be here for a while! You don't have anything sharp on you that I can stick myself with, do you?
Kim: No.
Mike Martingano: Good. 'Cause I do! (rips off pants, women scream)

Mike Martingano: I have, like, $13,000 saved.
Paige: Wow. That's a lot of ones.
Mike Martingano: There are some fives in there.
Paige: Oh, ok. No twenties?
Mike Martingano: Oh, you don't wanna know what I have to do for twenties.

Dallas: (to The Kid) You are the husband they never had! You are that dreamboat guy that never came along!

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