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James Ubriacco: When you wanna take a pee-pee okay you do it in here and you just do this, you take it out (Pretends to unzip his fly)
Mollie Ubriacco: Oh come on
James Ubriacco: What?
Mikey: Dad, who's kidding who huh?
James Ubriacco: And the same token, when you wanna take a dump
Mollie Ubriacco: Poo-poo
Mikey: This is a joke right?
James Ubriacco: I know it sounds disgusting Mike but you know you gotta trust me on this okay
Mikey: Let me get this straight you want me to take a dump outside my diaper?

James Ubriacco: Let's see, we've got Schwarzenegger and Betty Boop. Hmm, tough call, they're both really built and they both talk funny.

Stuart: You guys make me laugh. You're really funny. You stock up your cabinets with bottled water and flashlights, well what do you think is going to happen when the sh** really hits the fan? You know like earthquakes and flash floods just a lot of chaos and horror, people dying in the streets and you're sitting here nice and pretty with your bottled water. Now the guy next store has got one of these (9mm pistol)
Stuart: Who's gonna go thirsty? Him or you?

James Ubriacco: Mike, this is a potty okay? Now when you wanna take a pi** ...
Mollie Ubriacco: Don't say pi**.
James Ubriacco: Okay, when you wanna take a whiz ...
Mollie Ubriacco: Ugh!
James Ubriacco: What? "See a man about a horse"? "Drain the snake"? What do you want me to say?
Mollie Ubriacco: Pee-pee.
James Ubriacco: Pee-pee is such a wimp word.

Julie: Well here I am, all conceived and nowhere to go.

Mollie Ubriacco: (Mikey and Julie come down on the elvator) How did you get down here?
Mikey: We just walked.
Julie: Technically, I was pushed.

Joey: Jump up and down. And don't forget to breathe! That's what they say when they have a heart attack, 'Oh! I forgot to breathe!'

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