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Little Fockers quotes

Jack Byrnes: I'm watching you.
Greg Focker: Yeah, well I have eyes too, so I'll be watching you... watching me.

Pam Focker: (after meeting Andi) Wow, you told me she sold bo*** medicine, Greg. You didn't tell me she *is* bo*** medicine.

Jack Byrnes: I know you were telling the truth about Andi, Greg.
Greg Focker: Really?
Jack Byrnes: Yeah. The pulse on your carotid artery remained steady as you pleaded your innocence.

Greg Focker: (to Kevin) Why don't you get on your stupid monster yacht with your bubble-bu** Russian girlfriend and do Jell-O shots off of Deepak Chopra's bu**?

Bernie Focker: My two cents. The way you deal with Jack, no matter what he does, just smother that guy with kisses. He'll be putty in your hands.

Jack Byrnes: Focker, there is no way I'm going into an ER room with this thing. Now you need to stick me and you need to stick me now! I'm having a di** attack! Stick me!

Jack Byrnes: I'm not gay myself, but if I were gay, I would certainly be proud to choose a life partner like Gay Focker. And that's his actual name.

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