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Lilo and Stitch quotes

Pleakley: Help! I don't like the ocean! Ahh! Oh, look, a friendly little dolphin. They helped sailors during the war... It's a shark! It's a shark and it ain't friendly! Looks like a dolphin... Tricky fish! Tricky fish! Octopus, will you please help me? An octo... the octopus is worse than the shark! I hate this planet!

Jumba: Don't worry, is all part of plan. We are professionals. Hey! Get that out of your mouth!

Gantu: What is that monstrosity?
Jumba: Monstrosity? What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call it Experiment 626. He is fire-proof, bullet-proof, and can think faster than super computer. He can see in the dark, and lift objects three thousand times his size. His only instinct... to destroy everything he touches! Ha ha ha ha!
Grand Councilwoman: So it IS a monster.
Jumba: Eh, just a little one.

Pleakley: Stop! I have just determined the situation to be far too hazardous!
Jumba: Don't worry. I won't hit her.
Pleakley: No! That girl is part of the mosquito food chain. (Gives Jumba his View Master)
Pleakley: Here, educate yourself.
Jumba: Using that little girl for a shield. (At Stitch)
Jumba: This is low even for you!

Lilo: (explaining the death of her parents to Stitch) It was raining, and they went for a drive. What happened to yours? I hear you cry at night. Do you dream about them? I know that's why you wreck things, and push me.

Lilo: We're leaving Stitch?
Pleakley: Trust me, this is NOT going to end well!

Nani: Oh, you are such a pain.
Lilo: Then why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?
Nani: At least a rabbit would behave better than you!
Lilo: Good! Then you'll be happy 'cause it'll be smarter than me, too!
Nani: And quieter!
Lilo: You'll like it 'cause it's stinky like you! (Lilo slams her bedroom door)
Nani: Go to your room!
Lilo: I'm already in my room!

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