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Is this guy right for you? I mean, he's just so, not me!
Yes, that's one of his best qualities.
Yeah, but he's kind of, magoo... I'm sorry.
You're wrong! I mean, sometimes, maybe yes, he is a litte bit...
Mr. Falk, would I be accurate, if I described your relationship with Mrs. Cole as totally professional? I *object*, Your Honor, and I move to strike!
Mr. Reede, I don't know what you're on, but you better get to the point, and quick!
My dad? He's... a liar.
A liar? I'm sure you don't mean a liar.
Well, he wears a suit and goes to court and talks to the judge.
Oh, you mean he's a lawyer.
Mrs. Cole, is this a copy of your driver's liscense? (shows paper)
It says here you are a blonde, are you? If you don't remember perhaps Mr. Faulk will.
Maybe if we play the tape again, maybe it's on there...
I'm a brunette!
Thank you. Now let's see... weight 105? Yeah, in your bra.
Your honor, I object.
QUIET! Overruled! Weight?
118. (Fletcher gives her a look)
Alright, fine, fine, I'm 127.
Uh, huh, and it says here you were born in 1964, but that's not true either is it? Is it!
Please tell the court what's on your birth certificate under Date of Birth.
Your honor, I object. What does this have to do with anything?
Overruled. Mrs. Cole, answer the question.
Now let get this straight. That means you lied about your age to make yourself older. But why would any woman want to DO THAT?
I changed it so I could get married.
AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE! My client lied about her age! She was only 17 when she got married, which makes her a minor. And in the great state of California, no minor can enter into any legal contract without parental consent. (to Dana)
(sighs) Prenuptual agreements.
Prenuptual agreements! This contract is void! The fact that my client has been riden more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant. Standard Community Property applies and she is entitled to half of the marital assets, or $11.395 million. Jordan fades back, swoosh, and THAT'S THE GAME! Nothing further, your honor!
What's your problem, Schmuck!
I'm an inconsiderate pr***!
And your ex-wife called, she wants to know when you're coming to pick up your son.
Oh, I'm such a sh**!
I love you!
Well, that's wasn't exactly the answer I was hoping for...
Thank you very much?
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