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I don't make things difficult. That's the way they get, all by themselves.
You know, Roger, you are way behind the times. The guys of the 80s aren't tough. They are sensitive people. Show a little emotion to a woman and sh** like that. I think I'm an '80s man...
How do you figure?
Last night I cried in bed. So how is that?
Were you with a woman?
I was alone. Why do you think I cried?
Sounds like an '80s man to me...
50 years old, what a birthday, go***** 50 years old, been on the force 20 years, not a scratch on me, not a scar, got a wife, kids, a house, a fishing boat, but I can kiss all that goodbye because my new partner has a death wish, my fu***** life is over
(looks at Roger) I was...
Just shut up you hear, why are you talking to me anyway, I'm a dead man, yeah fu** it, you're looking a dead man here (oncoming traffic honks at them and swerve to get out of the way)
(points at oncoming traffic) watch, watch, WATCH...
Don't worry, I was driving before you were itching in your daddy's pants
(Riggs is tied up and struggling) Why don't you save your strength? You're gonna need it.
Who's the chin?
Endo, meet Mr. Martin Riggs. Endo here has forgotten more about dispensing pain than you and I will ever know.
See, Martin, we have a problem. Since we have Murtaugh, we don't really need you. But I believe in being thorough.
Yeah, I've heard that about you.
Yeah. Well, our problem, and yours too, is we have a shipment of merchandise to deliver.
Why don't you guys just call it heroin?
It's rather large, this shipment. It would be unfortunate, however, if we showed up to deliver our HEROIN, and were surrounded by fifty cops.
That would be too bad.
Yes it would be. So, it's essential for us to find out all the cops know.
Hey, we don't know sh**. You- you did Hunsaker before he could say...
No, no! I wish I could believe you. But unfortunately, I don't... Now if you would kindly tell me everything you know, I promise I'll kill you quick. (snaps fingers)
I've told you everything I know.
Endo... (gestures to Endo to 'start the pain')
Wha- what the hell is that?
I'll tell you what it is. It's called electric shock treatment.
Well, I guess we're in for a long night, 'cause I don't know sh**.
We'll see. Endo...
Okay, clown, no bullshit! You wanna kill yourself?
Oh, for Chriss-...
Shut up! Yes or no - you wanna die?
Oh, I got the job done! What the hell do you want?
JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Well, what do you wanna hear, man? Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet? Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my go******* head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don't do it? This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don't do it? The job! Doin' the job! Now that's the reason!
Listen, sorry about all that sh** I was in your face about earlier... you saved my life. Thank you.
Oh, I'll bet that hurt to say.
(chuckles) You'll never know.
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