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Hey, tough guy! Did you hear? Oogway is about to give someone the Dragon Scroll, and it's not gonna be you.
What are you doing? You'll make him mad!
What's he gonna do about it? I've got him completely immobilized. (Stomps on Tai Lung's tail; he doesn't even flinch)
Oh, did I step on the widdle kitty's tail? Aw.
What are you pointing at?
The Dragon Warrior.
Master, were you pointing at me?
Me? (Moves around, Oogway's finger follows him)
(Raising Po's arm with his stick) The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!
Believe me, citizens, you have not seen anything yet!
One must first master the highest level of kung fu, and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you.
Someone like me?
Yes! Look at you! This fat bu**- (he whacks Po on his bu**)
...Flabby arms- (he hits Po on his arm)
Those are sensitive in the flabby parts...
And this ridiculous belly!
And your utter disregard for personal hygiene!
Now wait a minute, that was a little uncalled for...
Don't stand that close, I can smell your breath.
Listen, Oogway said that I was- (Shifu grabs his finger and he gasps)
The Wuxi finger hold? No no, the Wuxi finger hold!
Oh-hoho, you know this hold?
Developed by Master Wuxi in the 3rd dynasty, yes!
Oh, then you must know what happens when I flex my pinkie?
(gasps) No no no no!
You know the hardest part of this? The hardest part is cleaning up afterwards. (chuckles)
Okay... Okay take it easy... (Po falls to his knees)
Now listen closely, panda. Oogway may have picked you, but when I'm through, I promise you, you're going to wish he hadn't! Are we clear?
Oh, yeah! We're clear, we're clear, we're so clear!
I can't wait to get started.
But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power? To become the Dragon Warrior?
I don't know.
Tai Lung is free! I must warn Shifu!
You're not going anywhere, and neither is he!
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