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I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88.
(Mimicks car noise) VRRROOOOM
I can't believe you didn't fu***** wear a bag, WHO DOES THAT?
Why did we go to Costco and buy a year's supply of condoms if you weren't gonna use 'em, man?
I can't believe you did this. You fu**** everything up.
The real point is not to get yourself into this position, that's what you have to realize. You gotta know all the tricks like, for example, if a woman's on top she can't get pregnant. It's just gravity.
Well that's true. Everyone knows that.
What goes up must come down.
I live in your phone!
(on subject of husbands) You criticize them so much, they get down on themselves, and then they're forced to change!
What time is it?
Why the fu** are we awake? Let's go back to sleep.
I have to go to work.
Uh, do you need to... get to work or anything?
No, I'm uh... no work today hahahaha.
I love you. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.
I'm the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for YOU...
I love your curly hair! It's great... do you use product or anything?
No... I use, uh, jew it's called.
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