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Your majesty, may I present the Sovereign King Mulamboa of Zambezi.
(seeing that the king is black, using a Eubonics dialect) Hey, homes! Whas happenin'! Gimme quintet, brother!
I do not comprehend, Your Majesty!
Uh, welcome, Your Majesty. On behalf of the people of the United Kingdom... (uncomfortable silence)
Uh, do you wanna go get a beer?
It's I who should be thanking you. You showed me how to be a king.
Me? I was a lousy king.
On the contrary. You are a good and decent man, and you've acted honorably. I shall try to follow your example.
Thank you, Ced.
(Ralph has referred to Princess Anna as a 'fox') I'm glad you find her so. Best wishes in your fox hunting.
Fox hunting? You like fox hunting, yes.
Well, I don't get out much lately. But I used to go out almost every evening. One club or another.
Really? That often? You must have collected several tails.
(shocked) Well, I admit I slept with a few. But I'm not like that anymore. Nowadays you can't be too careful. You don't know who they've been with.
No, I suppose not.
Yeah, once I got a steady girl, that put an end to it.
She did not like fox hunting?
Of course not! Anna's not into it, is she?
Oh, yes! She loves it! Most royals do.
(after Ralph accuses him of undermining him) This is an OUTRAGE! A VILE piece af slander! I demand to know the source of these allegations!
We have the signed confession of a royal page, Gordon Halliwell, who worked with Lord Graves.
I know no such man!
And several cheques made out to the photographers who took the pictures, signed by Lord Graves. Whose fingerprints were also on the photographs.
So! I saw them at the ball!
And Scotland Yard found the negatives at his house this morning.
(realizes he's been caught) By what right can you order my arrest!
By the Treason Act of 1702 forbidding interference in the proper succesion of a monarch. Enacted by... (pause, as he recites the Order of the Kings poem to himself)
That's right! String him up! wa****!
It is far easier to whisper advice from behind the scenes rather than risk its merit at the point of attack.
Sir Cedric! Sir Cedric! Good news. We've finally found an heir!
That's wonderful, Duncan. Who is he?
His name is Jones. Ralph Jones.
A good man?
(embarrassed) Well. He has his strengths and his weaknesses. You see, he's (uncomfortable pause)
Quickly, Duncan! The strengths!
There's no problem that can't be ignored if we really put our minds to it.
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