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My name is Carbone, which means skinny white boy with a gun
See, what happened was we put the money in the jacket and then the jacket on the...
Wrong answer! Your friend told us the yarn about the kangaroo. Mate, I've hope for your sake you were stupid enough to hide that money in them saddle bags.
You gotta believe us!
(Sticks a knife at Charlie's throat) No, you gotta believe me. If it ain't there, I'm gonna carve you up piece by piece.
I think I just sweated out a bottle of Yoo-hoo I drank in the eighth grade.
What's going on?
We're in a little bit of trouble.
I've been following camel tracks all bl**** morning, so lets make short work of this. Where's me moolah?
For god sakes! All this over $4,000? (Charlie chuckles nervously)
It's more, isn't it? How much more?
Forty-six thousand more.
And every cent of it is mine. Now there are only two ways we can do this, and one of them's a lot less painful than the other. Whare's the money?
I'm sorry for feeling your bo*** I didn't think they were real.
So it's safe to assume your not on vacation.
No. Charlie's stepfather is a mobster back in New York, and he had us sent out here to deliver a package.
Oh! And you got me in the middle of this?
I am so sorry, Jessie. I never thought this would happen.
And you lied to me.
(sipping a rock he thinks is a slurpee) Brain freeze!
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