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I've noticed that the side effects of pregnancy are greatly amplified... With the dosage of Expectane that l've required. The morning sickness, the mood swings. Sleepiness, sexual appetite.
Yesterday, just scooping the middle out of a honeydew melon gave me a - A "Steifen".
A what? Oh. That's normal. I get 'em all the time.
What do you mean, what am I doing here? It's my baby, not yours!
Hey. I put it in there.
It's MY EGG!
Yeah, just 'cause your egg's in some guy doesn't make you the mother!
You think you're the first clown whoever woke up and said "I'm bored, I think I'll have a kid!"
When I was a sportswoman on the East German Olympic Track and Field team, they dispensed anabolic steroids as freely as here in America they dole out Gator-Ade.
My body. *My* choice!
Why should I be upset! You lie to me. You... STEAL from me. You engage in a utterly selfish, IMMORAL, arrogant stunt without any regard for my feelings whatsoever. What am I supposed to be, grateful? This is just SO MALE!
Let me shake hands with the man who would be Mom.
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