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Jesus, Joseph and doggy-style Mary!
You poor ba*****. I bet your recruiter promised you a whole wide world of pu***, huh?
fu****' eh. co******** knew the price of every wh*** from Olangapo to Stockholm.
And here we are, headed to the desert - no pu*** and a thousand miles.
fu**** by the green weenie again!
Well, what would you be doing if you were a civilian? Staying up late, jacking off, playing Metroid - trying to get to that ninth level?
You know what happens when you get there? (laughs)
Nothing. You just start all over again.
(Sgt. Sykes is directing the recruits on how to judge distances) You take what you know, and then you multiply. Please don't use your dicks. They're too small, and I can't count that high. I don't wanna hear, "400,000 inches."
Are you scared?
Look, I am twenty years old was and I was dumb enough to sign a contract. I can hear their fu***** bombs already. I can hear their bombs and I'm fu***** scared, yeah.
We're the leopards... the lions. Those who will take our place will be jackals... hyenas - and all us leopards, lions, jackals, and sheep will go on thinking ourselves the salt of the earth.
(Swoff and Fergus are disassembling and reassembling their rifles in their tent. Cortez is sitting a few bunks down, messing with his radio) What would you say if I told you I was gonna kill you for fu***** me over like that?
I already told you, it was an accident.
An accident. Right. Like when the trigger slips. Of course, your nice little mom and dad are where?
Cottonwood Falls. They'll be sad. THey won't have their little boy to send fu***** cookies to. I'll say it was an accidental discharge. I might spend some time in the brig... but it'll end this fu***** waiting. And I don't knwo what it's like to kill a man. (loads rifle and points it at Fergus)
What are you doing?
I'm in the firing position known as the sitting position. After the prone position, it is the platform most likely to enable a Marine to effectivley kill his target. His target being a human, generally an enemy but sometimes a friend or friendly. We call this frinedly fire, or friendly fu***** or getting friendly fu****.
Come on Swoff, it was your watch! It was Christmans Eve, and I was just thinking about home. That's it.
What do you think Cortez? You think I'll accidentally kill your homeboy from boot camp?
Sure you'll kill him. Accidents happen.
You don't see sh** right?
I don't see sh**. This ain't even my tent. Matter of fact, I ain't even here, Swoff. (exits tent)
Sir, the Drill Instructor looks fabulous in his uniform, sir!
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