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Jackass Number Two quotes

Chris Pontius: (after Wee Man and Preston go bungee jumping off the bridge) That was intense, really intense. Well, not really intense, but pretty intense.

Dave England: Oh God! Oh... Oh... Oh God!... my as* hurts so fu***** bad!

Johnny Knoxville: This is REALLY gonna suck!

Dimitry Elyashkevich: (terrible Middle East accent) Father, hello, Father.
Ehren McGhehey: (outraged) You shut up, I told you to come here earlier!
Dimitry Elyashkevich: I am sorry, Father.
Ehren McGhehey: (terrible Middle East accent) You are late, you cannot be accepted.
Dimitry Elyashkevich: I have disgraced you.
Ehren McGhehey: Where have you been, you little ba*****?
Dimitry Elyashkevich: (apologetically) I have been making a number two.
Ehren McGhehey: Oh.

Johnny Knoxville: (after getting shot by riot explosive) Is this ok? (points to face)
Johnny Knoxville: Then we're good.

Ryan Dunn: I was scared of burnin' my own friend.
April Margera: Why would you burn him in the first place Dunn?
Ryan Dunn: 'Cause it was funny.

Steve-O: Dude, Wee Man, I would never use a card throwing machine on you!

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