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(to Jill) Don't forget your sweat shadow.
Oh, please! Tell me you don't feel this. (slaps herself)
I didn't feel it. Maybe if you did it harder. (slaps harder)
Little harder. (slaps a little more harder)
No, Jill, stop it. He's kidding
What? (Gary punches her, knocks her out of the chair)
Jill, are you okay?.
Yeah, no, I'm fine. Gary, that was... He didn't 100% percent connect.
Feel that, Daddy?
I... I actually did feel something, there. Pride in my son.
I can't believe this. This is insane, man! You gotta call him!
Oh, cool your buns. You know I'm still hurting the whole Funbucket fiasco.
No, but Pacino liked you! I swear to God, he really liked you!
Oh, will you stop already? You know all he wants to do is play Twister with your sister.
What's this about a twin?
Oh, Jack. He has a twin sister.
Are you kidding me? You never told me you had a twin sister.
No, no, I mean, she's...
Identical or fraternal?
Nocturnal, like a bat.
(after breaking his Oscar) Oh, my God! I'm so sorry! I am sure you have others, though.
Uh, you'd think it, but, uh, oddly enough, I don't.
Why are you so afraid to admit that we are connected? Face it. We shared Mom's womb. We were womb-mates.
Oh, that is just disgusting.