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Identity Thief quotes

Diana: Dawn Budgie... That's a terrible fu***** name.

Sandy Patterson: I said no jewelry.
Diana: Oh, were you serious?
Sandy Patterson: Yeah.
Diana: You've got to work on your tone.

Sandy Patterson: Friends don't steal friends' identities, do they?

Sandy Patterson: You're diabolical.
Diana: Thank you.
Sandy Patterson: That's not a compliment.
Diana: I know.

Bartender: These aren't your friends. They like you because you're buying them drinks. People like you don't have friends.

Diana: I just want to be upfront and say I visually enjoy you.

Julian: (having just been shot) You know what, you're crazy!
Skiptracer: Yep. Diagnosed and everything.

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