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I Love You Man quotes

Sydney Fife: Society tells us we're civilized but the truth is we are animals. Sometimes we just have to let it out. Try it.
Peter Klaven: Blaaah!
Sydney Fife: Good. Now gently remove your tampon and try again.

Peter Klaven: I think we should spend some time apart.
Sydney Fife: Okay.
Peter Klaven: So if I actually do wind up having a wedding, its probably best that you... not be there.
Sydney Fife: Yep. Sounds good to me, Pete.
Peter Klaven: And if you could have those billboards taken down...
Sydney Fife: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It will take a few days, but I will get on that. And I'll also make sure you get your money back as soon as possible.
Peter Klaven: Also I think you have my Season 2 LOST DVD's. If you could... If you haven't watched them yet its no...
Sydney Fife: (Grabs DVD) It's fine, Pete. They're right here. (Throws DVD)
Peter Klaven: (Catches) Thanks.
Peter Klaven: Its just that Zooey hasn't seen them all yet. She's really curious is to what was going on inside that Hatch.
Sydney Fife: Yep.
Sydney Fife: (Shakes hand) I wish you the very best of luck, Peter.
Peter Klaven: You too, Sydney.
Peter Klaven: (to Anwar) Bye, Anwar.
Anwar Sadat: (Snarls)

Peter Klaven: Why does everything I do sound like a leprechaun?

Sydney Fife: This is my nightmare!

Sydney Fife: (on phone) Just meet me at Muscle Beach in like... I don't know... half an hour?
Peter Klaven: Muscle Beach. Half an hour. I will see you there or I will see you on another time.
Sydney Fife: That was very confusing. I don't know if you're gonna come or not?
Peter Klaven: No, I'll be there. I'll be there.
Sydney Fife: (laughing) Alright I'll see you then, buddy.
Peter Klaven: Alright. Laters on the menjay. (Hangs up)
Peter Klaven: What did I just say?

Peter Klaven: Latress on the menjay.

Sydney Fife: (referring to the condoms at his je****** station) I always get this reaction, but the truth is they decrease sensitivity so I can last longer.

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