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Society tells us we're civilized but the truth is we are animals. Sometimes we just have to let it out. Try it.
Good. Now gently remove your tampon and try again.
I think we should spend some time apart.
So if I actually do wind up having a wedding, its probably best that you... not be there.
Yep. Sounds good to me, Pete.
And if you could have those billboards taken down...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It will take a few days, but I will get on that. And I'll also make sure you get your money back as soon as possible.
Also I think you have my Season 2 LOST DVD's. If you could... If you haven't watched them yet its no...
(Grabs DVD) It's fine, Pete. They're right here. (Throws DVD)
Its just that Zooey hasn't seen them all yet. She's really curious is to what was going on inside that Hatch.
(Shakes hand) I wish you the very best of luck, Peter.
You too, Sydney.
(to Anwar) Bye, Anwar.
Why does everything I do sound like a leprechaun?
This is my nightmare!
(on phone) Just meet me at Muscle Beach in like... I don't know... half an hour?
Muscle Beach. Half an hour. I will see you there or I will see you on another time.
That was very confusing. I don't know if you're gonna come or not?
No, I'll be there. I'll be there.
(laughing) Alright I'll see you then, buddy.
Alright. Laters on the menjay. (Hangs up)
What did I just say?
Latress on the menjay.
(referring to the condoms at his je****** station) I always get this reaction, but the truth is they decrease sensitivity so I can last longer.
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