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How to Train Your Dragon quotes

Tuffnut: Get your hands off my shield!
Ruffnut: There's like a million shields!
Tuffnut: Take that one, it has a flower on it. Girls like flowers.
Ruffnut: (hits Tuffnut with the shield) Oops! Now this one has blood on it.

Gobber: And with one twist, he took my hand and swallowed it whole. And I saw the look on his face. I was delicious! He must have passed the word, because it wasn't a month before another one of them took my leg! (gestures to his fake leg)
Fishlegs: Isn't it weird to think that your hand was inside a dragon? Like if your mind was still in control of it, you could have killed that dragon from the inside, by... crushing its heart, or something.
Snotlout: I swear, I'm so angry right now! I'll avenge your beautiful hand and your beautiful foot. I'll chop off the legs of every dragon I fight... with my face!
Gobber: Uh-uh-uh, no. It's the wings and the tails you really want. If it can't fly, it can't get away. A *downed* dragon... is a dead dragon.

Hiccup: This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies or, parrots... we have... dragons.

Gobber: Meet the Terrible Terror!
Tuffnut: Ha! It's like the size of my... (the Terror leaps onto his face)
Tuffnut: OH, GET IT OFF!

Hiccup: Aw, come on, let me out, please? I need to make my mark!
Gobber: Oh, you've made plenty of marks! All in the wrong places!
Hiccup: Please, two minutes! I'll kill a dragon, my life will get infinitely better... I might even get a date!
Gobber: You can't lift a hammer, you can't swing an axe, you can't even throw one of these! (holds up a set of bolas)
Hiccup: (gesturing to a catapult machine of his own making) Okay fine, but this will throw it for me! (He touches the machine and it fires a set of bolas through the window, knocking out another Viking)
Gobber: See, now this right here is what I'm talkin' about!
Hiccup: It, it... mild calibration issue, I...
Gobber: Don't you... no, Hiccup! If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this. (gestures to all of Hiccup)
Hiccup: But you just pointed to all of me!
Gobber: Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Hiccup: (annoyed, squinting sideways at him) Oh...
Gobber: Oh, yeah!
Hiccup: You, sir, are playing a dangerous game! Keeping this much raw... viking-ness... contained! There'll be consequences!
Gobber: (deadpan) I'll take my chances. (heaves a dented sword into Hiccup's hands)
Gobber: Sword. Sharpened. Now.

Snotlout: (to Astrid, during training) So anyway, uh, I moved into my parents' basement? You should come by some time to work out. You look like you work out! (his shield is knocked out by a Gronkle's fireball)
Gobber: Snotlout, you're done!
Hiccup: (to Astrid) So I guess it's just you and me, huh?
Astrid: Nope, just you. (she dodges away and Hiccup's shield is hit by the Gronkle's fire)

Hiccup: Thank you, for summing that up

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