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That flying stunt today was pure madness. If there wasn't a lady present, I'd tear you apart like Christmas goose.
Yeah? Well, keep it up, you'll be carrying your face home in a doggie bag.
What is this macho thing?
He started it.
You're behaving like children.
He's bein' a jerk.
Are too too too too too too too too too too too...
Not not not not not not not not not...
Are too times ten.
(Shoving Topper) That's it...
Those are some long legs...
I just had them lengthened. Now they go all the way up.
Gentlemen, we've waited a long time to hear this. In exactly five hours and 17 minutes, we hit the enemy toast.
I think that's the "enemy coast", sir.
Huh? Coast? That'll take a little more planning. But it doesn't matter. Our assignment is to knock out the nuclear-weapons plant here at Falafel Heights. The plant goes on line in 12 hours and is heavily defended. Now, if you have trouble hitting your objective, your secondary targets are here and here: an accordion factory and a mime school. Good luck, gentlemen. Blink, take over. Oh, there's one more thing... (the Admiral accidentally gets hit on the head by a metal pipe which makes a loud ringing sound)
Never mind, I'll get that. It's probably for me.
Quick, nurse check his pe***. See if it's longer than mine.
(after being hit by ambulance) Wendy, I can fly!
You were discharged from the service 18 months ago for willful insubordination. You disobeyed a direct order and lost a $13 million fighter in the process.
Yes, I did. But I'm paying it off at ten bucks a week. And I wouldn't be doing that if I'd gotten that extra collision coverage.
You have the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss?
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