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Horrible Bosses quotes

Nick Hendricks: Where were you during the murder?
Kurt Buckman: I was making love. I was making love to a woman. You know... murdering some as*.

Nick Hendricks: I don't have sleeve gloves.

Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: You're gonna give me that dong, Dale.
Dale Arbus: What?
Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: You are going to fu** my slutty little mouth.

Dean 'MF' Jones: First thing first, we gotta handle business.
Kurt Buckman: Mm-hmm.
Dean 'MF' Jones: I need five thousand dollars.
Kurt Buckman: No!
Dale Arbus: No!
Nick Hendricks: There's gonna be no more money.
Dale Arbus: No!
Dean 'MF' Jones: Two thousand?
Dale Arbus: No.
Nick Hendricks: Absolutely not.
Kurt Buckman: No way, mo**********. No.
Dean 'MF' Jones: (sighs in defeat) All right, look... pay for my drinks.
Dale Arbus: Pay for his drinks? Yeah. (to Nick)
Dale Arbus: Pay for his drinks.
Nick Hendricks: I'll do that.
Dale Arbus: Not a very good negotiator.

Bobby Pellitt: You know what, I don't hear you giving... dickskin any sh**.
Kurt Buckman: Dickskin? Nice.
Bobby Pellitt: Kiss as*.
Jack Pellit: Come on, come on.
Bobby Pellitt: Yeah, go on, in you go. Go on Gay boy!
Kurt Buckman: I'm not gay!
Bobby Pellitt: Please. I've seen gay boys. You're one of them.
Kurt Buckman: Yeah, where'd you see them.
Bobby Pellitt: In your house! Get in! I'm a green belt, mo**********!

Dale Arbus: So you took the pe*** foods as an invitation to fu** her?

Dale Arbus: (Talking to man on NavGuide) Hey I always wondered these kinds of things, but is your real name Gregory?
Atmanand: (in Indian accent) Um, no, sir. Standard NavGuide protocol is to use names American people find easy to pronounce. My real name is Atmanand.
Kurt Buckman: You know what, buddy, I'm not gonna play by the rules. I'm gonna call you Akmantad.
Nick Hendricks: Atmonent.
Atmanand: (slowly pronouncing) At-man-and.
Kurt Buckman: I'm just gonna call you Gregory cuz that name is a fu****' nightmare, buddy, let me tell you.

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