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(after Julia just showed him pictures of her cavorting him while he was unconscious) Rape. Rape, rape, this is what raping is. You're a raper, you've raped me. That's a rape! RAPE!
Oh, just relax there, Jodie Foster. Your di** wasn't even hard.
That does not give me any relief.
(about Bobby Pellitt) Why would you put his whole bathroom in your as*?
I didn't know I had DNA in my bu**!
You're lying! You *know* there's DNA in your bu**! You just like shoving sh** in your as*, you fu***** pervert!
We are lawyering up, man. That's it.
I don't have money for a lawyer, okay! I bought a very expensive ring that I can't afford, then I gave the rest of my mo*********** money to mo********** Jones!
That's who we should talk to.
Sure. Why not? He's covered us this far, right? Five grand?
Five thousand... forty, with the briefcase.
Shut the fu** up about that case!
I'm a green belt, mo**********!
I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states.
(last lines - out take) Wouldn't mind bending her over a barrel and showing her the fifty states, right?
I don't know what that means.
It's a phrase.
I don't know think so.
Yeah it is. Certainly it is. Definitely it is.
Yeah, it's from a movie.
(negative head shake) uh, uh.
It is now. (looking into camera)
Beautiful. (winks at the camera)
I get to work before the sun comes up, and I leave long after it's gone down. I haven't had sex in 6 months with someone other than myself. And the only thing in my refrigerator is a old lime. It could be an old kiwi, no way to tell.
(after spraying Dale's crotch with water) Well Shabbat Shalom, somebody's circumcised!
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