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Home Alone quotes

Linnie McCallister: Listen, Kevin, what are you so worried about? You know Mom's gonna pack your stuff anyway. You're what the French call "les incompetents".
Kevin McCallister: What?

Kevin McCallister: (after unintentionally stealing a toothbrush) I'm a criminal...

Leslie McCallister: Peter, Kate, do you guys have a voltage adapter?
Peter McCallister: (hands her Kevin) Here, here's a voltage adapter.
Leslie McCallister: My, but you're getting heavy. Go pack your suit case.
Kevin McCallister: (stares in horror) *Pack* my *suitcase*?

Kevin McCallister: Mom, Uncle Frank won't let me watch the movie, but the big kids can. Why can't I?
Kate McCallister: Kevin, I'm on the phone.
Kevin McCallister: It's not even rated R. He's just being a jerk.
Kate McCallister: Kevin, if Uncle Frank says no, then it must be really bad.

Marv: He's gonna call the cops!
Harry: He's not callin' the - from a tree house?

Kevin McCallister: For the kids.

Harry: I think we're getting scammed by a kindergartener.

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