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A girl will never forget the first boy she ever likes.
So, we're not getting married but I have to get rid of my pants?
(Answering machine answers, Gigi's voice:) Or call my cell, or try me at work but definitely leave a message here first. Thanks!
Hey, Gigi. It's Alex, um, how's it going? (He starts to pace)
Uh, just wondering how you're doing. I haven't talked to you in a little while and, uh, just wondering how you're doing. (He sits on the couch)
So... I was hoping to talk to you... obviously. But you're out, I guess. So, just call me some time. Or tonight, uh, in around... uh, I'll be in around... that's, that's... not... now. It's Alex. Okay. (He hangs up the phone)
(He looks down) I know.
You're my exception.
We are all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk that means he likes you.
You may be the best friend I've ever had.
Hey, Kelli Ann. Uh, did I get any calls?
Since you asked me 11 mins ago, no, not a lot of phone traffic.
(obsessively checks phone for signal)
Oh, my God.
What's her name?
The girl... Alex.
There's no girl.
You can't hide it, man. I know strung out, and YOU are strung out.
This is amazing. You can't focus. Right? Jumping every time your phone rings. Checking your e-mail a hundred times a day. Wishing you could write songs.
No. Feeling the need to bring up her name in random conversations. It's always the same and it has happened to you, my friend.
Welcome to my world, as*****. Let me get the door.
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