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Hairspray (2007) quotes

Motormouth Maybelle: (to Seaweed and Penny) Oh, so this is love? (pauses, then smiles)
Motormouth Maybelle: Well, love is a gift, a lot of people don't remember that. So, you two better brace yourselves for a whole lotta ugly comin' at you from a neverending parade of stupid.
Penny Pingleton: (deadpans) So, you've met my mom?

Penny Pingleton: (after Tracy is rejected by Velma and the Council Members) I think they secretly liked you.

Motormouth Maybelle: Napaway. For stubborn hair. Every kink, will be gone in a blink.

Edna Turnblad: (singing) You can't stop my happiness, 'cuz I like the way I am. And you just can't stop my knife and fork when I see a Christmas ham! And if you don't like the way I look, then I just don't give a da**!

Mr. Pinky: (guessing Edna's sizes) 54-Double D?
Edna Turnblad: Triple E (chuckles)
Mr. Pinky: (shouts) I hit the Mother Lode!

Amber von Tussel: (to her classmates) Oh, and it's totally not true about her and the entire football team. I mean, please: anybody can get grass stains all over their back.
Link Larkin: Amber, stop it. I'm sick of you doing that! Just because she's a good dancer...
Amber von Tussel: (scoffs) Uh, I'm sorry... you think that she can dance? Well, maybe you'd rather have her as your partner. You could get sponsored by Goodyear!

Penny Pingleton: I don't know why we have this room, but there's food, water, a bed, gas mask, Russian language books...
Tracy Turnblad: ...and it's really well insulated.

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