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Maxwell Smart: There was a guy in the bathroom who's really hot
Agent 99: Okay, well...
Maxwell Smart: No, no, no, radioactive hot. Although, yes, he did have a certain rugged quality that some found appealing.

Maxwell Smart: We are near the drop zone, I'll go first.
Agent 99: Are you going to be ok with your handcuffs?
Maxwell Smart: No handcuffs can contain me.
Maxwell Smart: Hey, violent sky marshall!
Air Marshall: What do you want?
Maxwell Smart: I have to squeeze the lemon (a nearby couple sigh in disgust)
Maxwell Smart: You heard me I have to "squeeze the lemon".

Agent 23: See, this is your problem, some men like women who are feminine!
Agent 99: What, I'm not feminine?
Agent 23: No.
Agent 99: I'm not feminine? (kicks Agent 23 in the face)

Maxwell Smart: I am not proud of what I just did.

Dalip: Bomb didn't go off.
Siegfried: Oh really bright eyes, what alerted you? Was it no boom-boom or the lack of a mushroom cloud?
Shtarker: It was the mushroom cloud for me.

Maxwell Smart: I didn't get to eat at the restaurant, and if you skip a meal, the next meal you overindulge.
Agent 99: Ohh! Let me, i've got nails. (Max gives her the biscuits, she throws them into a lake, and a duck is heard quaking)
Maxwell Smart: You owe me three dollars!

The Chief: You'll have to bear with me, I'm still a little fuzzy. I got a pretty good hit in the head yesterday. (Knowing he did it, Max lies)
Maxwell Smart: Yes, it was... dark in there... you probably tripped... I hurt my knee... it was smoky too.

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