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There was a guy in the bathroom who's really hot
No, no, no, radioactive hot. Although, yes, he did have a certain rugged quality that some found appealing.
We are near the drop zone, I'll go first.
Are you going to be ok with your handcuffs?
No handcuffs can contain me.
Hey, violent sky marshall!
What do you want?
I have to squeeze the lemon (a nearby couple sigh in disgust)
You heard me I have to "squeeze the lemon".
See, this is your problem, some men like women who are feminine!
What, I'm not feminine?
I'm not feminine? (kicks Agent 23 in the face)
I am not proud of what I just did.
Bomb didn't go off.
Oh really bright eyes, what alerted you? Was it no boom-boom or the lack of a mushroom cloud?
It was the mushroom cloud for me.
I didn't get to eat at the restaurant, and if you skip a meal, the next meal you overindulge.
Ohh! Let me, i've got nails. (Max gives her the biscuits, she throws them into a lake, and a duck is heard quaking)
You owe me three dollars!
You'll have to bear with me, I'm still a little fuzzy. I got a pretty good hit in the head yesterday. (Knowing he did it, Max lies)
Yes, it was... dark in there... you probably tripped... I hurt my knee... it was smoky too.
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