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Fun with Dick and Jane quotes

di** Harper: I got the lawn back.

Kostmart Training Leader: I'll sell you my pee for a hundred dollars. Been off the pipe for two years. (snaps)
Kostmart Training Leader: Thank you Jesus!

di** Harper: Are these non-fat muffins? ARE THESE NON-FAT MUFFINS?
Coffee Shop Guy: (stutters) I-I-I think so...
di** Harper: Oh, Gee, Hon, you gotta get some of those!

Billy Harper: What are you doing to the television?

Oz Peterson: Honey? Honey! I love you!
Debbie: You quitter! We had hostages!

di** Harper: INDICTED!

di** Harper: (singing in elevator to self) I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.
di** Harper: Every night and every cloudy day (drums elevator panel)
di** Harper: spread my wings and fly away. I believe I can soar. Catch me goin' through that open do-o-o-r. I believe I can fly-i-i-i.
di** Harper: (low voice, man walks by elevator and looks incredulously) I believe! I believe! I believe! I believe! I believe! I believe! Ooow! (elevator dings, di** steps out as though nothing happened)

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