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Four Christmases quotes

Brad: I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a ten dollar spending cap.
Howard: Well, maybe if you came home more than once a decade, you'd know cr** like that!

Gram-Gram: (Thinking of a non-material, spirtual Christmas gift) I could increase the frequency with which I pleasure Milt with my hands and with my mouth!

Howard: Boys, I don't want to speak ill of your mother on Christmas, but she's nothing but a common street wh***.

Brad: My childhood was like the Shawshank Redemption, except I didn't have some old, warm, black man to share my story with!

Howard: Your grandmother's boyfriend is a first-class as* sniffer! And you can tell him that I said so.

Connor: Do you know who I am?
Brad: What?
Connor: Google me bi***! I might be famous one day.

Kate: Cassie! That marker in your mouth, I peed on it!

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