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He was either stabbed in the aorta or it was his time of the month.
What's up with that hat... what are you in the Buena Vista Social Club?
This is a nice hat.
What member of the brat pack are you? You look like one of those guys suspected of killing JFK.
When were you planning on telling me this?
I just told you, then.
Yeah. No, I know. But telling me now isn't really the same as telling me.
Well, look, you know, I've not told you I've got genital herpes, because it's not inflamed at the moment...
I love Hawaii.
Yeah, it's nice, but I think for like a week, tops. Any more than that and I know that I'd go crazy, because I think that Hawaii is a place to escape for people who can't deal with the real world.
Yeah, you know, there's so few personal shoppers and pet therapists. Gosh, it's such a hard life.
(Trying to upstage Sarah) I'm not done yet!
(to the married couple) Oh, wedding in Hawaii! Real original!
(after spilling cranberry juice on his shirt) Oh God, please take my eyes, but not the shirt!
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