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Fletch quotes

Fletch: Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Fletch: No, never, never.

Fletch: For an extra grand, I'll let you take me out to dinner.

Gail Stanwyck: She looks like a hooker. Look at her. Look at her! Could you love someone who looked like that?
Fletch: What are you talking about? Of course not! Five, ten minutes tops, maybe.

Fletch: You would have thought that the Vice President knew I was opening the door, but the Secret Service, they just *whack* (mimes door hitting him in the face)
Fletch: , and there's blood...

Records Nurse: Oh, Doctor, are you all right?
Fletch: Where am I?
Records Nurse: You're in the records room.
Fletch: The records room? Oh, then I'm fine.
Records Nurse: Can I get you something?
Fletch: Yeah, do you have the Beatles' White Album? Never mind, just get me a glass of hot fat. And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're out there.

Fletch: Oh, it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis. I'm just here to check out Alan Stanwyk's file.
Fletch: Dr. Rosenrosen, I'm here to get to the records room.
Fletch: It's Dr. Rosen, I want to check the records room.
Fletch: Dr. Rosen. Where's the records room?

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