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Fight Club quotes

Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Narrator: By the end of the first month, I didn't miss TV.

Narrator: (to Tyler, while looking at a Calvin Klein-esque ad on the bus) Is that what a real man is supposed to look like?

Narrator: What are we doing tonight?
Tyler Durden: Tonight? We make soap.
Narrator: Really.
Tyler Durden: To make soap, first we render fat.

Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... (whispering)
Airport Security Officer: it's a di***. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a di***... always use the indefinite article a di***, never your di***.
Narrator: I don't own... (Officer waves Narrator off)

Tyler Durden: I'll bring us through this. As always. I'll carry you - kicking and screaming - and in the end you'll thank me.

Narrator: Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip.

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