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Ferris Buellers Day Off quotes

Jeannie: I can't drive when you're yelling at me! STOP IT!

Ed Rooney: How would you feel about another *year* of high school? Under my close personal supervision.

Ferris: (Hiding on the floor of the taxi while his father is in the car next to him) What's he doing?
Sloane: He's licking the glass and making obscene gestures with his hands.

Cameron: (singing) When Cameron was in Egypt's land... let my Cameron go!"

Ferris: (to the camera, after tricking his parents into believing he's sick) Incredible, one of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second. (opens blinds to reveal a beautiful spring day)
Ferris: How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this? (begins fiddling with electronics to fake his voice)
Ferris: This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'm probably going to have to barf up a lung, so I better make this one count.

Ferris: Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like sh**, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your as*. It just doesn't work.

Ferris: I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a cr** if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car. (sings into shower head a verse from Wayne Newton's "Danke Schoen")
Ferris: I recall Central Park in Fall, how you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess...

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