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Failure to Launch quotes

Melissa: I just feel really close to you.
Tripp: You are really close to me.

Demo: And yet, in America, we're shunned for our lifestyle.
Tripp: When we should be celebrating our lifestyle. We are men who still live at home.
Demo: Yes.
Tripp: We're not here to apologize about who we are, and how we do it, and who we live with.
Demo: No!
Tripp: I'm looking around this table, hombres, and I see three winners. And to every one of those out there who sees something different, I say bring it on!

Paula: I'm so glad you're here. (about her dog)
Paula: Can I have a minute alone with him. (Tripp leaves. To the Vet)
Paula: Emotional crisis day is so critical. I cry, he cries. It totally bonds us. So how long do you think he's going to sleep for?

Tripp: It's over. She's gotta go.
Ace: You're dumping Paula?
Demo: What happened?
Tripp: Same thing that always happens. Everything is going along nice and smooth, we're having a good time, and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, she gets serious. I hate to say it, boys, but it is time to take the girl home.

Kit: Shut up, you wh***!
Paula: (sipping champagne) Oh I'm sorry, was I sipping too loudly for you?
Kit: No, you were not sipping too loudly. It's that go***** bird outside my go***** window!
Paula: Oh.
Kit: What the hell kind of devil bird chirps at night?

Boatyard Couple: Guys who drink Kalua and cream are not power guys!

Ace: So, is Kit short for Katherine?
Kit: Yes. Is Ace short for... Ace-a-rooney?

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