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Ernest Saves Christmas quotes

Ernest P. Worell: What we have here is a failure to accumulate.

Ernest P. Worell: Hey! Listen, I gotta get these reindeer down to the children's museumm, like, five minutes ago, you know what I mean?
Chuck: Elms?
Ernest P. Worell: No. Ernest.
Chuck: Your name ain't Elms?
Ernest P. Worell: No. Ernest.
Chuck: We're holding these reindeer for a guy named "Helper Elms". Now, we've got some REAL good questions, and he'd better have some REAL good answers.
Ernest P. Worell: Look, it's a long story, but before I tell you, let me ask you something. Do you believe in Santa Claus?
Chuck: (eyes the flying reindeer on the ceiling) Somehow... I knew this question was going to come up.

Ernest P. Worell: I am one with the Yuletide, know what I mean?

Ernest P. Worell: Ahh, smell those Christmas trees. You can keep your 'Channel' Number 5, just give me a whiff of the old lonesome pine. That symbol of brotherly love, that centerpiece that all mankind gathers around to share the cranberry sauce shaped like a can.

Harmony Star: Ernest, I'm not really a morning person, so could you keep it down to a dull... roar?

Ernest P. Worell: (gesturing to Santa's sack) You better check it out.
Santa Claus, aka 'Seth Applegate': Why?
Ernest P. Worell: Call it... Uh, a fifth sense. Call it a flash of intermission, but I just got this feeling deep down in the heart of my bottom.

Santa Claus, aka 'Seth Applegate': This is Ernest. I'm Santa Claus. (odd silence)
Ernest P. Worell: Surprised?
Harmony Star: Uh, no. No, not - not really.

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