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What we have here is a failure to accumulate.
Hey! Listen, I gotta get these reindeer down to the children's museumm, like, five minutes ago, you know what I mean?
Your name ain't Elms?
We're holding these reindeer for a guy named "Helper Elms". Now, we've got some REAL good questions, and he'd better have some REAL good answers.
Look, it's a long story, but before I tell you, let me ask you something. Do you believe in Santa Claus?
(eyes the flying reindeer on the ceiling) Somehow... I knew this question was going to come up.
I am one with the Yuletide, know what I mean?
Ahh, smell those Christmas trees. You can keep your 'Channel' Number 5, just give me a whiff of the old lonesome pine. That symbol of brotherly love, that centerpiece that all mankind gathers around to share the cranberry sauce shaped like a can.
Ernest, I'm not really a morning person, so could you keep it down to a dull... roar?
(gesturing to Santa's sack) You better check it out.
Call it... Uh, a fifth sense. Call it a flash of intermission, but I just got this feeling deep down in the heart of my bottom.
This is Ernest. I'm Santa Claus. (odd silence)
Uh, no. No, not - not really.
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