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Stop! Stop, where did you go? You just took off after school. Do you know how worried I've been?
God, Dave, you sound like my Mom.
God, you can't do that to me. (looking more closely at Link)
What's on his Nose?
Ya know what, Dave, just Chill, 'cause you know why? Link and I had a Stoney time at the Mountain.
You took him to Mega Mountain? Are you crazy?
Yeah, 'cause they're ridin' The Vapor in reverse.
Check out Fresh Nugs, wheezin' the juice...
(howling together) Oooooooowwwwww! Bud-dy!
Weeze the juice!
Matt Wilson? I mean, what a jerk! What does she see in him, anyway?
Well, he's got the buff spikes chillin' on top of his melon, obviously, right?, - dude, he's checking her cheeks! oh oh! - he's got the serious beak, and his own personal holding company full of fundage, bro, that he weases off of ma... ma...
(finishing the phrase) ... jor.
18-inch bi's - mine are only 4...
He walks like this, right?. (struts in a manly fashion)
Just like this, right? The nugs fully loose.
If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin all your grindage, just chill. 'Cause if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so dont tax my gig so hard-core cruster.
Dave, it wasn't meant to happen. Come on, I'll go buy you some Ho-Ho's.
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