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Encino Man quotes

Dave: Stop! Stop, where did you go? You just took off after school. Do you know how worried I've been?
Stoney: God, Dave, you sound like my Mom.
Dave: God, you can't do that to me. (looking more closely at Link)
Dave: What's on his Nose?
Stoney: Ya know what, Dave, just Chill, 'cause you know why? Link and I had a Stoney time at the Mountain.
Dave: You took him to Mega Mountain? Are you crazy?
Stoney: Yeah, 'cause they're ridin' The Vapor in reverse.
Dave: They are?
Stoney: Unh-huh!
Dave: Oh, cool!
Link: Check out Fresh Nugs, wheezin' the juice...
Stoney: (howling together) Oooooooowwwwww! Bud-dy!

Link: Weeze the juice!

Stoney: Meat group!

Dave: Matt Wilson? I mean, what a jerk! What does she see in him, anyway?
Stoney: Well, he's got the buff spikes chillin' on top of his melon, obviously, right?, - dude, he's checking her cheeks! oh oh! - he's got the serious beak, and his own personal holding company full of fundage, bro, that he weases off of ma... ma...
Dave: (finishing the phrase) ... jor.
Stoney: 18-inch bi's - mine are only 4...
Dave: ...besides that.
Stoney: He walks like this, right?. (struts in a manly fashion)
Stoney: Just like this, right? The nugs fully loose.

Stoney: Bud-dy!

Stoney: If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin all your grindage, just chill. 'Cause if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so dont tax my gig so hard-core cruster.

Dave: He melted...
Stoney: Dave, it wasn't meant to happen. Come on, I'll go buy you some Ho-Ho's.

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