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Ooh, look at the buns on that one...
Yeah, he must work out.
Yes, much better! Thank you for asking!
This is incredible. You mean to say you drove 2000 miles, just for me?
I-I didn't really have a-a lot to do... and I know how frustrating it can be to lose a bag.
There's really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically, they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport. You know, like on a head on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a gas truck! That's the worst! I have this cousin, well y'know, I had this cousin... (Lloyd drives right through a red light, causing a fatal accident visible in the window)
Uh, Lloyd, could you keep your eyes on the road please?
Oh, yeah! Good thinking. You can't be too careful. There are a lot of bad drivers out there.
Listen, Mr. Samsonite, about the briefcase, my friend Harry and I have every intention of fully reimbursing you.
Open it up. Open it up!
(Motioning to Mary) Go ahead, open it up. Do what he says. Hurry.
What is this? What is this? Where's all the money?
That's as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.'s. Go ahead and add it up, every cent's accounted for. Look, see this? That's a car. 275 thou. Might wanna hang onto that one.
Some people just aren't cut out for life on the road.
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