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(Barb is visibly smashed) Hey, Barb?
I thought we weren't going to drink any more.
Well, Dave, yeah. It's true. I *am* a vegetarian. But I hear... that vodka... comes from a potato!
Has there been some recent change in living arrangements?
(flatly) We have a houseguest.
Oh. (looks at Jerry)
How long are you staying?
He's staying as long as he likes. And if the doggy doesn't like it, then the doggy can find other living arrangements.
Max, I think it's time you stopped all this sc****** around and started to learn the hanger business.
I don't like hangers.
You don't like hangers? It's hangers that clothe you, and it's hangers that feed you!
You could have pi**** right here!
Dave, he did! He pi**** all over the joint.
I ate garbage last night, Barbara... and *loved* it!
Got a license?
(hands him the keys) You drive.
Okay. Where to?
I don't know. Some days you just want to go, you know?
Okay. Let's *** the beach. I got some friends down there.
The beach? (laughs)
Who's going to run my business? Who's going to pay my bills? Who's...
(interrupting) You got enough money to last *ten* lifetimes!
(laughs heartily) Yeah... maybe *I* ought to become a bu*. No job, no responsibilities...
(snorts) You wouldn't last five minutes.
You think so? Let's *** the beach, buddy. Pronto!
Oh, come on! The dog is running the whole house!
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