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Nobody makes White Goodman bleed his own blood.
(as Kate kisses Joyce) I told you she was a lesbian.
Wow. Good call.
Hey! I'm not a lesbian.
No. I'm bisexual. (kisses Peter)
I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you.
(after Patches O'Houlihan has been killed) Look on the bright side, at least we've still got Peter!
Yeah, but Globo Gym's got guys named Laser, and Blazer, and Tazer, and all kinds of "azer's"! Without Patches, we're going to get our taints handed to us, that's what!
(Whispers to Gordon) What's a taint?
I don't know, but it sounds *bad*!
Las Vegas. A city built of hot sand, broken dreams and $5 lobster. A city where you can get a happy ending, if you pay a little extra. A city home to a sporting event greater than the World Cup, World Series and World War II combined.
(outside Kate's house) White? What are you doing here? How do you know where I live?
It's called the Freedom of Information Act, Kate. The hippies finally got something right! Ha-ha! Just kidding. But not really.
Hey, Honey! (his wife gives the "L" sign)
"L" for love! Good times.
"L" for love? That doesn't mean love, Gordon...
No, it's... people have different translations for different things and that's a special bond that you have with uh... with your mail-order wife. I think that's nice. It's fine.
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