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DodgeBall A True Underdog Story quotes

White Goodman: Nobody makes White Goodman bleed his own blood.

Dwight: (as Kate kisses Joyce) I told you she was a lesbian.
Peter La Fleur: Wow. Good call.
Kate Veatch: Hey! I'm not a lesbian.
Peter La Fleur: You're not?
Kate Veatch: No. I'm bisexual. (kisses Peter)
Dwight: Oh! Snap!

White Goodman: I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you.

Owen: (after Patches O'Houlihan has been killed) Look on the bright side, at least we've still got Peter!
Dwight: Yeah, but Globo Gym's got guys named Laser, and Blazer, and Tazer, and all kinds of "azer's"! Without Patches, we're going to get our taints handed to us, that's what!
Justin: (Whispers to Gordon) What's a taint?
Gordon: I don't know, but it sounds *bad*!

Cotton McKnight: Las Vegas. A city built of hot sand, broken dreams and $5 lobster. A city where you can get a happy ending, if you pay a little extra. A city home to a sporting event greater than the World Cup, World Series and World War II combined.

Kate Veatch: (outside Kate's house) White? What are you doing here? How do you know where I live?
White Goodman: It's called the Freedom of Information Act, Kate. The hippies finally got something right! Ha-ha! Just kidding. But not really.

Gordon: Hey, Honey! (his wife gives the "L" sign)
Gordon: "L" for love! Good times.
Dwight: "L" for love? That doesn't mean love, Gordon...
Peter La Fleur: No, it's... people have different translations for different things and that's a special bond that you have with uh... with your mail-order wife. I think that's nice. It's fine.

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