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Dirty Rotten Scoundrels quotes

English Sailor #1: (to a 'wheelchair-bound' Freddie, as Lawrence tries to goad him into getting up and dancing... two sailors are watching and one calls out to Freddie) Oy! Oy mate! Who's the as*****!
English Sailor #2: (joining in) Get up and dance, he says! I'd like to smack him one!

Arthur: (greeting a returning Freddy) Welcome to Hell.

Lawrence Jamieson: Do you ever have a single thought that originates from above the waist?
Freddy Benson: No!

Freddy Benson: I've got culture coming out of my as*.

Freddy Benson: I didn't steal any money! She just saw me with another woman! You're French, you understand that!
Inspector Andre: To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American.

Freddy Benson: Not mother?

Lawrence Jamieson: A poacher who shoots at rabbits may scare big game away.

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