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Um, Excuse me sir, but this is a Private Club, Manwhores only.
Hey, I'm a real GOOD Manwhore, just go ask yo Mamma.
STILL, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
And that's what yo Momma said after I bang her!
(starts laughing hysterically)
O.k., that's it.
(Tosses Lil' Kim in the dumpster)
Hey, yo MAMMA's in here!
(on the way to the Man-wh*** awards, and Eva is riding behind them) Hey look, there's Eva!
Oh. (starts speeding up)
Hey what are you doing, she's right behind us.
Deuce, he's the killer!
You're with the killer!
Wuh... I'm with the dealer?
He's the Man-wh*** killer!
Um, Eighteen Wheeler?
(comes right up to the Passengers Window) My uncle is the killer!
Oh, I'm with the... (Gaspar points a gun towards him)
...I mean... you're the Killer?
She said: You are with the killer, you stupid ho!
(making sense of the Situation) Ohhhhh. (notices a hand bag with the Leopard-coat, and a wig barely showing out)
...but... why, what did Man-Whores ever do to YOU?
What did they do to me? All my life, I wanted to be one thing, a Gigolo, yes, me, Gaspar Voorsboch! I'll never forget that day, it was my first Semester at Man-wh*** University.
(asking gigolos about their night) So... Assapopolis, got any She-Johns lined up for Tonight?
I got the herpes. What're you gonna do, heh.
(chuckles Sarcastically, then rips off band-aid) Liar! Mahmoud, What's your excuse?
Uh, I just realized... I'm gay. Does anyone... want a bl******? (all the other Manwhores make a Sourly disgusted Face)
Ok then. I guess I'd better go... put that pe*** in my mouth.
I am Heinz Hummer. I'm the gigolo with the most below. Okay? I can give you a Filthy Lopez like you never had before. I could give you a Cambodian Creamsicle... that will make you scream all night. Okay? But not now because I'm busy. So leave me alone, bi***.
Can't a brother put his hand down another man's pants without setting off the fa**** alarm?
(T.J. is in Jail, and is testing all the Prisoners for their orientation) Hey, let me give you the low-down on T.J. Now, some time ago, I used to be a sideshow host at a Circus, I played the role for eating broken glass. So we di about two shows a week, now that's a lot of broken glass, and it's all collected right in the line of my an**... my *as** is like one da** cheese grater! (the Prisoners all stand, and glare at him)
Before I can go on a date I have to eat 2 herring, collect 5 different tulips and drink a beer from a wooden shoe.
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