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Despicable Me quotes

Vector: Yeah! You done been shrunk!

Gru: Kyle, these are guests, not snacks! Girls, this is Kyle. He's my... dog.
Agnes: Ooh, fluffy puppy! (Runs toward Kyle, who whines and runs away)
Margo: What kind of dog is that?
Agnes: He's a... I don't know.

Agnes: Pinkie promise?
Gru: Oh yes, my pinkie promises.

Agnes: (re the stuffed unicorn) He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!

Gru: I went to kindergarten, I know how the alphabet works

Margo: Hello? Is anyone in?
Gru: Go away, I'm not home!
Margo: Yes you are. I just heard you.
Gru: No, you didn't. This... This is a recording.
Margo: No it isn't.
Gru: Yes it is. Listen. Please leave a message after the tone. Beep! (Edith kicks door, Gru screams in pain)
Agnes: Goodbye, recorded message.

Edith: Hey, that one looks like me.
Gru: What are you talking about? These are kittens! Any relation to persons living or dead is completely coincidental.

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