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Despicable Me 2 quotes

Jillian: Gru! It's Jillian!
Gru: (whispers; to Agnes) Tell Jillian I'm not here.
Agnes: Gru's not here!
Jillian: Are you sure?
Agnes: Yes, he just told me.
Jillian: (laughs) Agnes, where is Gru? (Gru zips his lip)
Agnes: He's... putting on lipstick! (Gru swings his arms wildly, making buzzing sounds)
Agnes: He's... swatting on flies! (Gru slices his hand beneath his chin)
Agnes: He's... chopping his head off! (Gru covers his head, groaning loudly)
Agnes: He's... (confused)
Agnes: pooping?

Gru: I have accepted a new job.
Margo: Whoa! Really?
Gru: Yes, I have been recruited by a top secret agency to go undercover and save the world!
Edith: You're gonna be a spy?
Gru: *That's* right, baby! Gru's back in the game with gadgets and weapons and cool cars! The whole deal!
Edith: (amazed) Awesome!
Agnes: Are you really gonna save the world?
Gru: (coolly) Yes. (puts on a pair of sunglasses)
Gru: Yes, I am.
Dave: (copies him) Mocha!
Tim: (wearing an old Dutch beard and tie) Cacao!
Stuart: (dresses like Pippi Longstocking) Papadum? Eh, (chuckles)

Lucy: (calmly) Don't worry about me, Gru! I'll be fine. I have survived lots worse than this... Okay, that's not entirely true (switches from calmly to frantically)
Lucy: I'm actually kind of freaking out up here!
Gru: (attempting to free her) Don't worry. I will get you out of this. (once seeing Pollito near the unguarded remote, however, both Gru and Lucy gasp. Pollito looks at the spies before pecking the red button on the rocket's launch remote)
Gru: (grumbling; about Pollito) I really hate that chicken.

Gru: I'm just chillin' with my guac from my chip hat.

Antonio: My dream is to one day play video games for a living.
Margo: Wow. You are so complicated.

Gru: Huh... You usually don't see that in bunnies.

Margo: (to Gru; glaring at Antonio) I hate boys.
Gru: Yes, they stink.

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