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Are you a lesbian? Leslie says that nine out of ten prostitutes are lesbians.
Gary, you're not listening to me. I'm not a prostitute or a lesbian!
Roberta can't be a prostitute she doesn't even like sex that much. It's impossible.
(answering Gary Glass's phone) Glass house!
I can't believe the two of you are eating in the middle of a crisis like this.
We're nervous, what do you want...
Then take a Valium like a normal person.
I'm ready to quit this dump, I really am. Ray won't let me wear my glasses on stage, then Ian gets pi**** because I can't do any of the tricks, I mean I'm only legally blind. I could understand if I wanted to wear my glasses on my ti**, but nobody in this dump is looking at my face anyway.
Some guy grabbed you?
Yes, he was after me. Well, not me exactly. He was after Susan, who he thinks I am, but I'm not!
Susan! What are you doing?
I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
You said you were going to leave!
All right, good news first. Roberta's not working with the greaseball.
My wife just got picked up on the lower east side escaping from her gun-toting pimp.
He's not a pimp. Problem is, he's probably going to try to kill her because he thinks she's me.
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