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But what does "FOC" mean?
It's a slang word. It's when a man and a woman are in love, the man puts his...
No, no. It's written here: "F. O. C."
I guess to be a really good exterminator, you have to enjoy killing things.
The paper said you were hit in the head by a flying wrench in the machine shop. Friends of Carlotta are after you because you know too much.
I see what you mean.
So the flying wrench was no accident.
For a minute I thought it was.
Something like that may happen again, so...
(to his na** minions) Cowards! Fools! I'll do it myself! (He runs over to throw the lever that will launch the cheese mold bombs on America)
Sorry, pal, you're through! (He fires his gun and shoots Von Kluck in the arm)
Not quite! (He throws one of the five levers and runs to the map of the United States which is spread out on the table. Reardon throws an object at the lever and reverses it, as Von Kluck collapses over the map, part of which is beginning to dissolve)
At least ve got Terre Haute, Indiana!
da**. And they were just about to get a public library.
(in anguish after being shot in the EXACT same place for the second time) This is never going to heal!
Would you like a puppy?
I'd love a dog!
And here's something for you
Thank you!... EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
It is customary in zese situations for ze developer of ze plan to describe it.
I beg your pardon. It's also customary for the private eye to tell how he figured it out.
No, it is my right! We were able to dupe Dr. Forrest by posing as a humanitarian organization who planned to wipe out hunger, by ageing cheese faster.
But when your father finally saw what they were doing, he...
- he started to assemble lists of our agents...
- and seemed about to go to the FBI.
So we were obliged to kidnap him, drug him and bring him...
- here! First faking his death so there'd be no investigation.
But vile testing ze mold on a small island nearby...
- the cruise ship "Immer Essen" passed by. Some of the passengers saw the tiny island dissolve.
Zey were zerfore labeled "enemies" because of what zey haf seen. We had Walter Neff cancel all further tours and our...
- friends systematically began to eliminate everyone who was on that cruise ship!
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