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Date Night quotes

Phil Foster: (imitating Holbrooke in a raspy voice, talking to the dirty cops through the intercom) Hey. Hey, yo, yo. I'll be down in a minute. I'm having sex. I'm getting busy.
Holbrooke: Is that supposed to be me? Or is that, like, Fat Albert or somebody?

Claire Foster: If I'm gonna get whacked off, I at least deserve to understand why it's happening... What are you smiling about?

Phil Foster: I'd do it again you know? Us, you, me the kids, all of it. I'd do it again. I'd choose you every time.

Claire Foster: Now you get up there and work that pole like a Russian immigrant.

Phil Foster: ...And will you, for the love of God, put on a fu***** shirt?

Phil Foster: Arf, they're locked. You locked that one too. Good call. I would've done that.

Phil Foster: Oh my God! The bald and crazy gay couple date. sh** my pants, we forgot our gay couple dinner.

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