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Crocodile Dundee quotes

Richard Mason: New York City, Mr. Dundee. Home to seven million people.
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: That's incredible. Imagine seven million people all wanting to live together. Yeah, New York must be the friendliest place on earth.

Sue Charlton: (Sue and Mick are dancing) Legend has it a crocodile took half your leg off.
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: ... (Mick rolls up his trousers)
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: More like a love bite really. Here ya are, enough about me leg. Let me tell you about the rest of me. "Up North in the Never-Never, where the land is harsh and bare, lives a mighty hunter named Mick Dundee (points to himself)
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: who can dance like Fred Astaire".

Sue Charlton: Oh, Christ, it's like living with Davy Crockett.

Neville Bell: (Mick has just snuck up on Nev and is holding his knife to Nev's throat) Ah, Mick! You frightened sh** out of me!
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: So I oughta, mate. Sneaking up on a man when he's rendering first aid to a lady.
Neville Bell: Ah, is that what you were doing?

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Flat out like a lizard drinkin'.

Neville Bell: Oh no, you can't take my photograph.
Sue Charlton: Oh, I'm sorry, you believe it will take your spirit away.
Neville Bell: No, you got lens-cap on it.

Sue Charlton: Is it dead?
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: (looks at the crocodile with his knife in its skull) Well, if it isn't, it'll be a helluva job skinning the ba*****.

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